小日本的变态弱智新玩具 Japan's metamorphosis mentally handicapped small new toys
本人区区在下我，向来是不习惯于介绍什么稀奇古怪的东西的。 I next District I has been used to introduce what is not strange things. 但这个东西实在是太变态太无聊了。 But this thing is too boring a metamorphosis too.
看到气泡就想按破，看到洞洞手指就想捅进去,看到把手就想拉一下，看到弹出来的东西就想去压一下…这在心理学上叫什么来着。 On the bubble wanted to see broken, wanted to see the tunnel fingers to Tongjin, wanted to pull the handle to see, things to see pop-up wanted to go to this pressure to… What is the psychological to a. 这个玩具就是为了彻底满足人的这种欲望的而产生的。 This toy is to completely satisfy the desires of this arising.
想起小时候，那种用来包装的塑料薄膜，每次到我手上都要全部按扁才痛快。 Think of a child, the kind of plastic film used for packaging, each must all I have to Chen Shui-bian by only Excitement. 那种pupu的破裂的快感，没有试过的人，肯定想象不到的？ Pupu that the rupture of excitement, not tried, certainly did not expect? 是不是很变态啊？ Is not very abnormal ah?
是的，只有你想不到的，没有小日本做不到的。 Yes, only you can not think of no little Japan can do. 小日本的这款玩具就是为了满足你的这种欲望而设计的。 The small toy in Japan is that in order to satisfy your desire and design. 
看样子还是挺可爱的，这个东西再现了和压破真家伙一样的快感，听说按100次会有一次发出特殊效果声。 Evidently still quite lovely, and this thing breaking pressure and reproduce the same guy really pleasure, I heard that there will be a hundred times by issuing special effects sound. 比如放屁声、性感叫声（！！！）、门铃声和狗叫声等等。 For example, farting sound, sexy song (!!!), ring and the dog barking, and so on.
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还是先免费来体验一下吧 （点击下面的「fresh sheet」会有性感娇声哦）： Or the first to experience the free bar (click on the "fresh sheet" will be sexy Jiaoqing oh):